I come from Nottingham, in the East Midlands of England. Nottingham is famous for having about a hundred horny females to every male, but to be honest, getting my hands on a man has never been a problem for me! Some of them get away, though, 'cause I can't run very fast without giving myself two black eyes...

According to all these photographers who like watching me wrap a tape measure round my tits, my measurements are about 46-26-36 and I wear a HH-cup bra. That's nearly a J-cup. Wow, that sounds huge! I'm only 5' 3" tall but people say I look taller than that! I ain't bovvered, though!

One day, when I'm rich, I'm going to drive one of those big hunky truck things with loadsa chrome all over it and loud music coming out. And it's got to be pink! Girlie pink.